"Nowiy God" By Steklovata - They're essentially the Russian version of The New Kids On The Block... on heroin.
"Break It Up" By Carl Lewis - How does an editor fill up a three minute Carl Lewis music video? Well, he shows the same high jump footage over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.
"Take You To Da Movies" By Banks - Because a real gangster wants to take a bunch of girls to the movies.
"Hooked On A Feeling" By David Hasselhoff - When you're huge in Germany it usually means you suck more than most people and this David Hasselhoff classic is no exception to the rule.
"It's So Cold In The D" By T-Baby - It may be cold in the Detroit, but making a music video this bad... well, that's just cold.
"Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" By Leonard Nimoy - Somehow I have a feeling that this is Pedo Bear's favorite music video.
"I Want To Love You Tender" By Armi Ja Danny - And this is why you never, ever want to move to Finland.
"Why Must I Cry" By Reh Dogg - The music video industry might make a comeback if more artisits we're willing to do music videos where they sing in the shower.
Elektronik Supersonik By "Zlad" - His blue jeans are tight, so let his love rocket climb.
"Losing You" By Jan Terri - Fat, ugly and stupid is no way to go through life, Ms. Terri.